We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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