Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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