i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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