never play flip cup with pint glasses
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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