K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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