She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My first STD was from a foam party
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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