If i come over, it means nothing
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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