its not stalking. its research.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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