This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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