Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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