I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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