Me too!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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