I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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