do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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