Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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