I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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