Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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