I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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