and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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