we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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