you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
