Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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