JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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