Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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