I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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