plz talk dirty to me
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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