What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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