just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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