glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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