last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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