I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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