at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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