I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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