he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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