I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This baby is an asshole
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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