All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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