Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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