Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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