He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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