So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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