remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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