I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He felt like a one man threesome
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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