Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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