I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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