You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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