girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
