you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my shit smells like andre
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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