he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
His nipple licking is glorious
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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