Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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