Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
